Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

7/20/11

Amice

"FRIEND"




David Koma

FASHION RETAIL
The Corner
Not Just A Label

Europe's First Ever Music Hotel

The Five Biggest Myths About "Natural" Meats
1. Buying "Natural" Meats Reduces Your Exposure to Hormones and Antibiotics > Myth
2. Grass-Fed Meats May be Healthier for You than Conventional Meats > Truth
3. Buying USDA-Certified Organic Meat is Good for the Environment > Truth
4. “Certified Humane” is the Same Thing as USDA-Certified Organic > Myth
5. Buying Organic Chicken is a Good Way to Minimize Your Exposure to Unnecessary Hormones > Myth


8 Genetically Engineered Foods to Watch For
Tomatoes, Soybeans, Corn, Canola, Sugar Beets, Golden Rice, Pigs, Apples

8 Key Nutrients Vegetarians Need
Calcium, Iodine, Iron, Omega-3 Fatty Acids, Protein, Vitamin B12, Vitamin D, Zinc

Fish And Shellfish: 6 To Eat, 6 To Avoid
"Super Green": Albacore Tuna, Mussels & Oysters, Pink Shrimp, Rainbow Trout, Salmon (wild), Sardines
Threatened: Bluefin Tuna, Chilean Sea Bass, Groupers, Monkfish, Orange Roughy, Salmon (farmed)


MUSIC
Hypnotize U
Look At Me Now
Uprising



7/17/11

Agapito

"BELOVED"

KITCHEN NIGHTMARES, vol.3

LINK
But here’s a contradictory thought to confuse you: Sometimes, a restaurant isn’t about the glitz and glamour. They’re not trying to wow you with decor and fine linens. They’re in the business of food. Sometimes the best restaurant is the one with the plastic tables and the old guy behind the range workin’ the line alone.




THE PRIVATE LIFE OF BRADLEY MANNING
The early years of the young soldier now accused of leaking more than half a million classified U.S. government documents.

It's The Inequality, Stupid
"It's the age of neo-feudalism, and if you're lucky, the lord of your manor will believe that his serfs will work better and be more loyal if they have full stomachs and are well rested."

6 REAL Reasons You Didn't Get The Job
1. None Of Us Liked You
2. You’re Not Attractive Enough
3. You’re Much Too Attractive
4. We Hired The Vice-President’s Brother-In-Law Instead
5. We Intended To Hire An Insider All Along
6. We Found Someone Who’ll Let Us Exploit Them



10/6/10

Dayo

"JOY ARRIVES"












Brad Goreski, the Zelig of Fashion Week

Geeks Versus Hipsters
COMMENTS
"I know the point of the picture is to illustrate how alike the two castes are, but the crucial differences are in the motives behind the items on each individual.

The guy on the left is holding an iPhone because that's what other hipsters do. He's wearing odd clothing because that's what other hipsters do. He's wearing glasses because that's what other hipsters do.

The guy on the right is holding an iPhone because he has a love for technology. He's wearing a geeky T-shirt because he loves Star Trek. He's wearing glasses because he can't see.

That's the difference between the two groups. Geeks do what they do because its what they love (or need) to do. The aesthetic is a byproduct of that. The hipster artificially manufactures the aesthetic for the sake of the aesthetic. Its inorganic, and thus reviled."

"I feel like one big reason why Geeks have a problem with hipsters is that hipsters are taking all of the image benefits of being a Geek (being outside the mainstream, intelligence), without having gone through the pain of being a Geek. Being a Geek, particularly in high/middle school, can suck. Seriously fucking suck. It's sort of like when a wealthy politician tries to appropriate some tenuous connection to poverty; they don't really deserve the positives without taking the negatives as well."

"The difference between a real nerd and a Hipster. .. talent. When you're really good at what you do, you don't need to dress the part.
The Real geeks out there are at the race track or the university lab or the brewery, or the dark room, and they look like normal people. They don't have time to play geek.
Sort of the same reason only middle classs people wear luxury brands with giant logos."

"You weren't wrong when you commented 'To Geek is to Love' But it's not only that. A geek will explore and create the sub-culture to which the Hipsters glean from.

The geeks are the miners, digging deeper, looking to create the next cool thing—whether it is Art, tech, music, or fashion.

Then the hipsters, the consumers, They are the ones trying to make it fashionable or marketable. It's not to say that hipsters don't have any original thoughts. They just have the money to exploit other's.

'He's the one the that sings all our pretty songs, but he don't know what it means'. — Kurt Cobain

A hipster can appreciate the geek, but will never understand the process that it took to create that thing that they wear/ listen too/ or use.

Which makes anyone who is a hipster, and not a geek about anything... dare I bring it back... a poser. And that is the saddest of all."

"To me a hipster is someone who's taken on the mantle of "geek" or "nerd" because it is now a cool thing to be. Like how some people started dressing like truckers because Ashton Kutcher did it. They may look like a geek, they may talk something like a geek, but they've never stayed up until sunrise roll playing, kit-bashing, root hacking, guild raiding, kernel compiling, component tuning, spec comparing, code debugging, reference reading, photo time-lapsing, achievement unlocking, photoshop tweaking, costume making, board-game playing, sound remastering, library digitizing or many of the other things most of us do weekly. Scratch the surface and there isn't much actual geekery under there.

But I don't hate them. Quite the contrary, as long as we can sell them hopelessly overpriced geek-nostalgia laced paraphernalia I'm all for them."

"I stopped caring for labels long ago. I met so many labeled people (hipsters, punks, indies, skinheads) who were extremely nice, and some quite loathful gadget loving geeks.

It all boils down to whether the person is a douche or not."


THE BIG BANG THEORY
Tampon Talk
Who's Smarter: Sheldon or Leonard?
Sheldon the Germaphobe
The Friendship Algorithm
Johnny Galecki: interview



Move for Me
Bulletproof
Day 'n' Night
Stereo Love
Like a G6

9/28/10

Tinuviel

"NIGHTINGALE"

Jimmy the Bartender
Q: I think my buddy has a drinking problem. We go out together, though. So I'm wondering how I raise my concerns without sounding like a complete hypocrite?

A: Take it from a guy who's had to deny more than a few desperate men their alcoholic ambrosia: It's never easy to tell a guy he needs help. But this isn't about your looking like a hypocrite; it's about your having the BBs not to stand idle while he kills himself or someone else. Yes, there's going to be a confrontation. Yes, he's going to try to turn this around on you. Yes, you have to do it. So strap on a set and do it.


15 Stats to Stop Keeping




The Gashlycrumb Tinies (Abridged and Totally Adulterated)



RESPECT.

REcreate






Q&A: Adrian Grenier

100 Movie Spoilers in 5 Minutes
50 Book Spoilers in 4 Minutes
These Are the Best Dance Moves, According to Science
Citibank's Advice to Women: Grow a Pair
German Surgeon Sentenced Over Op Theatre Punch-Up
Hey There Keanu

9/14/10

Radomila

FORM OF RADOMIL


Patricia Waller


Alice Palmer








Sad Don Draper


Judo: History, Theory, Practice

Russian Prime Minister Personally Puts Out Two Wildfires
COMMENT
"He's worse than Saddam. More dangerous, because he's been in charge of an enormous country which he's treated like his own personal fiefdom. I can't express how bad this psycho creep has been, and continues to be, for Russia. Back to the same czarist bullshit--no middle class, just the corrupt, obscenely rich & the tragically poor. "Economic growth," my ass. He's pumping oil & gas like crazy, enriching himself & his corrupt dog-pig oligarch friends, and tossing a few scraps to the moujiks to keep them quiet.

Hey, at least vodka's cheap & plentiful!"




Form 3 Vibrator

Apple Unveils New Apple TV
Clearly Obsessed
Neil Visel

TORONTO
Chic Ink
Gasaholic