6/11/10

Tina

FORM OF CHRISTINA





American Apparel: Internal Documents Reveal Uglies Not Welcome
COMMENT
Let's play the celeb version of the AA casting game:

Christina Hendricks: No (too booby)
Mariah Carey: No (too fat)
Beyonce: No (straight hair)
Jessica Alba: Yes
Hilary Swank: Maybe (too boyish?)
Kate Moss: Most Definitely
Cameron Diaz: Oh God Yes
Penelope Cruz: Maybe (thick accent)
Tyra Banks: No (straight hair)
Lady Gaga: No (too different)
Avril Lavigne: Yes Of Course
Kim Kardashian: No (too fat)
Katie Holmes: Yes
Paris Hilton: Yes
Kristen Stewart: Yes
Lauren Hill: Maybe (too dark-skinned?)
Drew Barrymore: Yes, Duh
America Ferrera: No (too fat)
Rihanna: No (straight hair)
Christina Ricci: Maybe (big head)
Nicole Richie: Hell Yes
Sienna Miller: Yes Infinity
Tila Tequila: Maybe (drama queen)
Lindsay Lohan: Yes!! (Why bother asking??)